remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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