Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
my liver is dry heaving
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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