dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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