Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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