just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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