Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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