If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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