Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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