imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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