you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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