Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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