what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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