I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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