Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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