I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Mom said you looked used
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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