remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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