pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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