this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Houston, we have a blender
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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