Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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