we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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