if i died would you start the facebook group?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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