someone get that fucking seahorse.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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