you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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