I molested 6 butterflies tonight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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