imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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