But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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