people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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