I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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