3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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