90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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