Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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