i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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