if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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