I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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