Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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