he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
A+ Viking dick
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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