Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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