At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
