it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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