I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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