You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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