She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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