It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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