i can't believe i had my finger in that
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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