She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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