But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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