He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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