Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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