Why are handjobs necessary in class?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It's shark week go big or go home
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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