C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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