I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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