Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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